I crushed my face.

I landed on it when I fell. I fell when I was chasing the ball away from Clint, and he side-slid into my feet when we were both traveling at high speeds. I was chasing the ball away from Clint, because we were doing "passing drills" with a soccer ball in a soccer field. We were playing soccer in a field because we were drunk. We were drunk because we were at a party. The party was for Athena's Birthday, for dancing, for eating, and for drinking. Dance parties are spontaneous occurrences. That's probably why nobody danced last night. It was a planned event. All around good times, though!


*Clint, I'm not mad. Honestly. I thought it was fun!